logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    John Will Be Fine

    The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his…
  • Default Image

    Grandmother on the Stand

    A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a…
  • Default Image

    Five Kinds of Fruit

    In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They…
  • Default Image

    Healthful Place

    Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab,…
  • rest area

    I'll Call Back

    Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the…
  • picture of a makeup kit

    Beauty Cosmetics

    Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years…
  • football

    New Year's Football vs. Dinner

    As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was…
  • Default Image

    I Just Can't Drive Today

    For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled…
  • Default Image

    B.O.O.K.

    Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary…
  • desert

    The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey:

    The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7. Man, I'm…
  • Default Image

    Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

    One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did…
  • Default Image

    Minivan Tow

    A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned…
  • Default Image

    Kids View of Science

    *Kid's View of Science*Q: What is one horsepower?A: One horsepower is the amount of…
  • Default Image

    Travel Agent Stories

    The following are actual stories provided by travel agents :1. I had someone ask for an…
  • Default Image

    Dog House Rules Progression

    1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built…

A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down.  He was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help.

After a few minutes the two men obviously weren't going to get the old car going again, so the Jaguar driver offered to tow the Dodge to the nearest garage.  A few minutes later the two had hitched up the old Dodge to the Jaguar, and they agreed that if the Jaguar driver was going too fast, the man should blow his horn and flash his lights to get him to slow down.  With that the two men got into their cars and the Jaguar driver started to pull away with the Dodge behind it.

At the first traffic light, a Ferrari pulled up beside the Jaguar and started to rev his engine.  As soon as the light turned green the Ferrari and the Jaguar hit their accelerators and took off.  Before long the cars were racing at over 120 mph.

As the cars sped along, they passed through a police speed trap.  The officer couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the three cars go by, and he decided that he couldn't catch them all by himself, so he decided to radio for help: "You won't believe what I just saw!  I saw a Ferrari and a Jaguar doing 120 mph side by side, and a beat up old Dodge behind them flashing his lights and blowing his horn trying to get by!"

Powered By JFBConnect