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    Signal Shot

    The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer. Far out…
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    E-mail Problem

    The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for…
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    Fridge Magnet Smiles

    You have all seen those little hand painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are…
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    Traffic Camera

    A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for…
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    Turkey Shopping

    It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few…
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    Dog Report

    Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write…
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    Who Gets the Dog?

    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys,…
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    Math Symbols

    While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and…
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    Workplace Insanity

    How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace…
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    Head Check

    One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he…
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    Oriskany Falls

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…
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    Brightness In Action

    *I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the…
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    Boat 99

    At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his…
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    Illegal Turn

    A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it…
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    After Me

    "I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me." "Is…

"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."

"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.  What did she say when you told her you are an only child?"

She just said, "Thank goodness!"

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