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    18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

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    Special Message

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    Mess Cake

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    Warning Sign

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    Wayward Cessna

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    Hand Dryers

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    Inferior Bags

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    Give It A Try

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    Swahili Gasp

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    I Love My Job

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    The Truth About Tools

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    Thanks, Honey

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    Phone Calls

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    Rich Guy

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A street person approached a passer-by and said, "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?"

"That's ridiculous!  Do you think anyone would really pay that much for a cup of coffee?" said the man.

"Just a yes or no, buddy," the beggar growled. 

"I don't need a lecture about how to run my business."

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