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A street person approached a passer-by and said, "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?"

"That's ridiculous!  Do you think anyone would really pay that much for a cup of coffee?" said the man.

"Just a yes or no, buddy," the beggar growled. 

"I don't need a lecture about how to run my business."

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