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    Fishing Trip

    "So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip…
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    Cross Country Move

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    Thomas

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    Chicken on the Go (Pun Warning)

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    Newlywed Grace

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    Free Paper

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    Dewey Check

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    Goober with a Pager

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    Art Good News/Bad News

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    Buffalo Comments

    Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the…
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    Washing Settings

    One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…
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    Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I…
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    Preacher and Cowboy

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…
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    Second Opinion

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.She…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over.…

A street person approached a passer-by and said, "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?"

"That's ridiculous!  Do you think anyone would really pay that much for a cup of coffee?" said the man.

"Just a yes or no, buddy," the beggar growled. 

"I don't need a lecture about how to run my business."

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