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    Take Two Instead

    A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk…
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    Airline Announcements

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    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Amazed dentist

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    September 11 Update

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    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…
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    Anyone Home?

    A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was…
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    Dress Code

    Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend…
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    Duck Food

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    Simple Operation

    A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's…
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    Fed Up

    Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as…
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    Sorting Letters

    Myrddin had gotten a part time job at the Post Office and the supervisor there had been…
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    Car-jacking Foiled

    An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped…
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    Slow Train

    A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger…
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    Do You Have?

    A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do…

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as warning to others.

Ray's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems.  It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

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