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    Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

    1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being.…
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    One Interest

    A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her…
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    Priest Twin

    Our priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin brother, also a priest, to fill in for…
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    Getting Out

    During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through…
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    Economy Motel

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I…
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    Little Tim's Goldfish

    Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.…
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    18 Wheeler

    There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the…
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    Something For Mom

    The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old…
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    Living History Museum

    Marv took his family to visit a living history museum, which included seeing houses and…
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    Sunday Paper

    "Where's my Sunday paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly…
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    Speeding Ticket

    A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have…
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    Hearing Loss

    A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used…
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    Tailing Truck

    A large truck was tailing my son as he drove through town with his girlfriend. The truck…
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    Bagel Storm

    It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets…
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    Haircut ID

    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…

*43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

*Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

*A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

*It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.

*Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

* |||||||//////__ __ __ __ __The domino effect at work.

*Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

*Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!

*Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.

*The buck doesn't even slow down here!

*Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

*If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.

*Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!

*The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

*Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.

*Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!

*Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

*Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.

*Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

*Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book.

*We do precision guesswork.

*My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.

*'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.

*A penny saved is a government oversight.

*Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

*Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

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