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One Man Team

(Note:  It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.)

The Redskins are having a meeting on the eve of a game with the Bears.  The coach says, "Look guys, I know the Bears are a horrible team, but we have to play them or else we get in trouble with the NFL."

Brad Johnson, the quarterback peps up, "I've got an idea why don't you guys all go down to the local restaurant, and let me play them on my own?  There such a bad team it shouldn't be a problem."

"Brilliant Idea, Brad!" the coach says.  "Let's do that!"

On the day of the game, the team is in the restaurant, and the coach decides to check the score.  He turns on the television and the announcer says: "It's the Redskins 7 and the Bears 0 at the end of the 1st quarter."

The team cheers.  At six the coach decides to check the final score.
The announcer comes on again.

"I can't believe this the Bears have scored on the last play of the fourth quarter and converted the two points to win 8 to 7."

"What went wrong?!" cries the coach.

They all leave the restaurant and jump into taxis to get back to the stadium.
They rush in to find Johnson sitting in the dressing room with his head in his hands.

"Well, Brad, what happened?" asks the coach.

Brad shakes his head.  "It was all under control," he says.

"Everything was great.  Then I was injured and had to come out of the game in the 2nd quarter..."
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