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    Long Sermon Feedback

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
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    Prescription Change

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    Yes, We Have No Chocolate

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    In the Bag

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    Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon

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    Scheduled Shot

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    Airline Announcements

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    What's Wrong Now?

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    Mother And Child

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    Circle Stand

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    City Kids Camping

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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Behavior Modification

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    Ten Things A Cat Thinks About

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While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone on and remarked to a nearby buddy, "That guy sounded just like Elmer Fudd."

The airwaves got strangely quiet as everyone listened, realizing that the pilot had also heard the comment. After about ten seconds, the pilot broke the silence by announcing:

"Be vewy, vewy quiet. We aw hunting submawines."

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