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    Missing Car Parts

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    Just Pretend

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    Fair Trial

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    Goober Diagnosis

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    Beauty Watch

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    Factory Supplies

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    Arizona Rain

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    Permitted To Learn

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    Strangest Dream

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    Tense

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    Doctor's Orders

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    Cherokee Language

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    Toy Advice

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    Pig Feed

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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."

The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."

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