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    Oily Hair

    Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it.…
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    Maritime Museum

    Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a…
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    Refueling

    Once my wife and I had to take a flight that had 4 other stops before arriving at the…
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    Let's Play House

    A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.The girl approached the boy and…
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    Proper Attire

    Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that…
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    Maranatha

    David Jeremiah told of this one conference where a pastor was talking to the group and…
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    Things Overheard on Noah's Ark

    10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"9. "Hey, there are more than…
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    Good Guess

    A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation,"…
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    How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood

    How To Know When You Are Ready For ParenthoodMESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa…
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    Hiccups Cure

    A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out,…
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    Sunday School Trap

    The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to…
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    Happy Birthday Ten Again

    A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love…
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    Marriage Wakeup

    As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his…
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    Out of Gas Options

    The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to…
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    Ever Driven a Honda?

    A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the…

Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."

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