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    Car 34

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    Kitchen Help

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    Dr. Dress

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    Returned E-mail

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    Seniors' Special

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    Mommy Test

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    You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When

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    I'm a Moth

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    Extra Languages

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    Ignored Phone

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    Goober Mechanic

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    Great Writing

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    Ride To Church

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    Nature Abhors A Simile

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    Lazy Cobbler

    A man went into a shoe repair store in his hometown that he had not been in for almost…

Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."

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