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    Jury Excuse

    "Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty," pleaded an anxious-looking…
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    Goober Olympic Questions

    Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the…
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    The Confused Goober

    The confused goober: 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2.…
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    Moving Label

    Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who…
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    Kitty Hostage

    My grandson Christopher is about six.He went to the next-door neighbors fence and…
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    Exercise

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    NTSB Report on Flight 1549

    Preliminary Accident Report FT 1549. Captain held responsible for unauthorized actions…
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    Recruiting Crisis

    The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a…
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    Vice President of Peas

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
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    Jury Duty

    Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't…
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    You've Got Bottle

    A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of…
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    Moth Madness

    A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a…
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    Smart Chauffer

    When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found…
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    Hospital Forms

    In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others…
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    An Honest Golfer

    About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a…

Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."

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