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    Lost Baggage

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    Label Warning

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    Translation Tries

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    2 Words

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    Fore!

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    Cookie Calories

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    Busy Mom

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    Fair Tax

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    Needle Manners

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    Truck-Stop Harassment

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    Pop Rocks

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    Election Poetry

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Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."

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