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    2 Words

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    Muddy General

    During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered…
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    Lost Pigs

    Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered…
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    Alternative Baptism

    As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a…
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    Tracing Family

    Dear Abby:I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to…
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    Help Wanted

    A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP…
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    Cutting Class

    "Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose…
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    Einstein At A Party

    Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and…
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    Physics Purpose

    One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med…
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    Love Campaign

    The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite…
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    Computer Dating

    A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.…
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    Elevator Repair

    Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the…
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    Doctor in the House

    A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in…
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    Goobers In Ditch

    Two Goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we…
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    If They Had a Doting Mother

    *If They Had a Doting Mother* MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I…

Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."

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