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    Kitten Revival

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    Scientist's Convention

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    No Stairs

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    Vet Visit

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    Friendly Golf

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    If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

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    Special Message

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    Parking Concern

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    Learn Those Numbers

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    College Applicant

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    You are a lousy cook if.…

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    Tree Trouble

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    English Verses Western

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    Geese V

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    Homework Policy

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Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."

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