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  • How to be handy around the house - in 10 easy steps.

    Ten Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

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    Hiccup Cure

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    Wire Backup

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    Space Pen

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    Winter House

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    Holding A Job

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    Diary

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    Dough Boy Drive By

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    Goober Jokes Galore!

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    Bunyan Fall

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    Coffee Vending Machine

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    The Woodcutter

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    New Passport Photo

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    Travel Agent Stories

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    10 Common Canine Complaints

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Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the Newark airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh, um...tower, I'm parked on the south ramp. I just wanted to know where the fuel truck is."

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