logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    ESP Banking

    Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he…
  • Default Image

    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

    The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.…
  • Default Image

    Airport Security

    Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to…
  • Default Image

    Moth Madness

    A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a…
  • Default Image

    Lodge Meeting

    The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.She…
  • Default Image

    Tech Support

    Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In…
  • Default Image

    Card Name

    A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit…
  • Default Image

    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:* Your potted plants stay alive.* 6:00…
  • picture of a waitress

    Lingering Hug

    We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight…
  • Default Image

    First Sermon

    At his first service, the new preachers sermon was extremely long and dull. As he…
  • preacher1

    Sinner

    The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners…
  • Default Image

    Texas Vacation

    A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. "It sounds as if you had a…
  • Default Image

    Shopping Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
  • Default Image

    Dish Shopping

    When visiting her family in Los Angeles, a woman decided to explore a trendy shopping…
  • Default Image

    Family Support

    The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised…

After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was out of gas.

A passer-by told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the trunk and trudged the distance in the sweltering sun.

The attendant filled my two-gallon can, and I lugged it back and poured the gas into the tank. But when I tried to unlock the car door, it wouldn't open. Just then, I noticed an identical old car parked a short distance away. That was my car; I had filled a stranger's gas tank.

Wearily I walked back to the station.

"You know," the attendant suggested helpfully, "instead of walking back and forth to fill the tank from the can, you could put a couple of gallons in the tank and then drive the car here."

Powered By JFBConnect