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    Garage Keys

    The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.…
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    Flight Advice

    On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
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    Ode To Finals Week

    Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for…
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    Miracle Cure

    Doctor Bloom who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis had a waiting room full of…
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    Dangling Participles

    Dangling Participle Alert!~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy…
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    Live to 100

    When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of…
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    Morning Kiss

    A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster.…
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    Sorting Letters

    Myrddin had gotten a part time job at the Post Office and the supervisor there had been…
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    Mother Ring

    While picking up a prescription, I noticed that the woman who gave me my medication was…
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    Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

    * "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because…
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    Brotherly Chores

    Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew,…
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    Rose Plague

    An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to…
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    The Politician Dance

    There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you…
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    Dog Meters

    Two dogs out and about, walk over to a parking meter.One says to the other, "How do you…
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    Shakespearean in Dallas

    A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon…

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. "I'm out of gas," she purred. "Could you please push me to the gas station?"

The men readily put their muscles to the car and rolled it several blocks. After a while, one looked up, exhausted, to see that they had just passed a filling station.

"How come you didn't turn in?" he yelled.

"I never go there," the girl shouted back. "They don't have full service."

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