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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Test Crash

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    Keep Your Seat

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    Hooked Shot

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    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

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    Funeral Weather

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    Corporate Change

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    Life and Death

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    Amateur Photographer

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    General Motors Help Line

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    Happy Birthday Elsie

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    Divy It Up

    Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her…
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    Crossing the Road

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    Formal Letter

    At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English…

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?"

"What?" asked the recruit innocently.

"I said -- they are all out of step except you!" thundered the sergeant.

The recruit replied, "Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!"

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