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    Today's Little Axioms

    1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.2. He who laughs last, thinks…
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    Frog in Pocket

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    Golf course, may I help you?

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    Taxi Craze

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    Ten Minute Wait

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    Circle Stand

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    Scale Pondering

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    Shower Music

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    Worst Decision Yet

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    Cherokee 180

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    Hospital Regulations

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    Internet Cleaning

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    Choruses vs Hymns

    young, new Christian went to his local small town church one weekend. He came home and…
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    Burns and Benny

    Jack Benny and George Burns became friends when both were young performers working their…
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    $50 Question

    A scientist and a poet were traveling in the same compartment on a train. They had never…

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?"

"What?" asked the recruit innocently.

"I said -- they are all out of step except you!" thundered the sergeant.

The recruit replied, "Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!"

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