Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Plus or Minus One
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Goodwill Offering
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Bunch Of Laughs
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Meteor Miss
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Pick of the Crop
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Ode to a Shedding Cat
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Thanksgiving Forecast
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