Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Exercise
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Road To Easy Street
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Country Refreshment
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Dad's Pay Check
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Waiting For A Table
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New Car Warning
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Excerpts from A Dog's Diary
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Eat This Up
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Headstones
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Worker Ants
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How's My Driving?
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Laws of Parenthood
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Strangest Recording
I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.It said, "You…
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