Out of this World Restaurant (groaner)

More Jokes

Charity Auction

The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified…
With Friends Like That...

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one…
Cow-isms

*Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have…
Forgotten Watch

A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
Weight Report

A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while…
Nervous Young Minister

A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will…
Better By Train

A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of…
Last Minute Suggestions

Automotive Gift Suggestions - Just in Time for Last Minute Christmas Shopping If you have…
Goobers Fishing

Three goobers are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in…
Teachers About to Retire

You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall…
Forced Landing

A flight instructor was sent out to help a student who had radioed that he was about to…
Cow Puzzler

This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it - out loud is even better!1. Say COW…
Owed to Spell Checquer

OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly…
CD Generation

After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover…
Blessed Be The Tie

A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came…