Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Dining In
My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.Recently, when we were having a… -
Future Son In Law?
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in… -
Maturity Under Attack
We Must Stop This!! Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything… -
Healthful Place
Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab,… -
Golf Meditations
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.… -
Country Refreshment
A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little… -
Tech Smoke
A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.Tech: What's the… -
As It Lies
Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the… -
Goober Grave Readers
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and… -
Vow Changes
Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in… -
Sunday Drive
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police… -
House Points
"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad… -
Amazed dentist
"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good… -
Employment History
To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia… -
New Phonetic Alphabet
The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling…
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