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Getting Younger

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Chicken Cannon

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Happy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for…
The Envelope Please

Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who…
Cereal Adjustment

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now…
Political Correctness For Kids

Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive." Kids don't get in trouble…
Toucan Yell

Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The…
Neighborhood Explosion

The whole neighborhood shook from the explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside to see what…
Rabbi Sneak

There was this rabbi in a small town, and he was really curious about why so many people…
You Know You're in Trouble When

You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked…
Doctor News

A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told…
Miscellaneous Goobers

GOOBERS AT WORK - I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk…
Let's See If I Get Anything

My eldest daughter got married at the end of last summer and is now in the process of…