logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    B.O.O.K.

    Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary…
  • Default Image

    Special Delivery

    It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss…
  • Default Image

    More Dog Quotes

    "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" -Unknown "In dog years, I'm…
  • Default Image

    Listen For The Word

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
  • Default Image

    List Management

    Here is the list member's response - which is today's CleanLaugh.First the explanation…
  • Default Image

    Wittle Wabbits

    Happy New Year everyone! It is my sincere hope and prayer that you have a peace filled…
  • Default Image

    Pole Contest

    A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers.The next day, two…
  • Default Image

    Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

    One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did…
  • Default Image

    Longevity Answer

    The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they…
  • compact fluorescent_bulb

    Politically Correct Light Bulb

    "How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I…
  • Default Image

    Drum Sounds

    A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty…
  • Default Image

    Getting To Heaven

    The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to…
  • Default Image

    Memento

    Friend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" Woman:…
  • public speaking

    PTA Speakers

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks to organizations on accident…
  • car old

    Car Ads

    If the car ad claims these items, it really means: - rough condition = too bad to lie…

Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn and drinks in the lobby.

Paying for the refreshments, my son-in-law knocked over his soda. The clerk mopped up the mess and refilled his cup. Rattled, he then joined his wife. Talking over the background music, he dramatically described his embarrassing episode. One of his expressive gestures upset the bucket of popcorn. He sheepishly headed back to the lobby.

When he was out of earshot, the woman sitting next to my daughter turned and said, "You're not going to let him hold the baby, are you?"

Powered By JFBConnect