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  • A joke about two hunters lost in the forest.

    Lost Goober Hunters

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and…
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    Long Passwords

    My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on…
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    After Me

    "I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me." "Is…
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    Drum Problem

    There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He…
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    Return Policy

    The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as…
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    London Building

    A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of…
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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
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    You Know You're Growing Old When...

    You know you're growing old when... ..you've come to the annoying realization that your…
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    Signs of the Times

    In a veterinarian's office:"All unattended children given free kitten" In the parking lot…
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    Wire Guard

    Gale-force winds and frigid temperatures had taken their toll. Snapped electric wires…
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    First Day Answer

    The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you…
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    Just Visiting Here

    The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging…
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    Merchant Captain

    One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his…
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    Parting Words

    A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church…
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    Dads

    My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my…

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts."

Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!" She then prepared a bowl of soup.

Later that day when the pastor and his wife were over for dinner. The pastor began to feel bad. Holding his head he said, "I have such a terrible headache!"

The little girl looked up at him, giving him the sweetest smile that any little child could give. Then she said, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"

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