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    Spin the Bottle

    "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it…
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    Scale Convention

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    Comprehending Engineers

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    Memory School

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    Helping Sam at Church

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    Double Talking Dentist

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    Bloopers in the Media

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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

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    The Violin

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    The Mystery Of Women

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    How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor

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    The Batchelor

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    Parking Lot Stay

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    Little Benny

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    Stuck Between Floors

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A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts."

Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!" She then prepared a bowl of soup.

Later that day when the pastor and his wife were over for dinner. The pastor began to feel bad. Holding his head he said, "I have such a terrible headache!"

The little girl looked up at him, giving him the sweetest smile that any little child could give. Then she said, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"

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