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    Run Through the Woods

    Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly…
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    Locked Out

    First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the…
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    Finding The Cat's Diary

    Day 752 - My captors continue to haunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine…
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    Morning Run

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    Hymns vs. Choruses

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    Put or Putt?

    A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she…
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    Fishing Advice

    Two buddies are fishing, but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, another…
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    In Need of Prayer

    A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
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    Engaged Beauty

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    Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Show and Tell

    I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best…
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    Late Excuse

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    Memo Differences

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    Chicken Recovery

    A farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had…
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    Tea Service

    One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old…

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts."

Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. You have to put something into it!" She then prepared a bowl of soup.

Later that day the pastor and his wife came over for dinner. The pastor began to feel bad. Holding his head he said, "I have such a terrible headache!"

The little girl looked up at him, giving him the sweetest smile that any little child could give. Then she said, "That's because it's empty. You have to put something into it!"

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