logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Patient Problem

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
  • Default Image

    Science Fair Responses

    Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests:- There are 26 vitamins in all,…
  • Default Image

    Stolen Goat

    The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the…
  • Signs of our Time

    Signs of the Times

    In a veterinarian's office:"All unattended children given free kitten" In the parking lot…
  • parrot

    Do Not Talk To My Parrot

    Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't…
  • Default Image

    Paid To Worry

    Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he…
  • Default Image

    One-Liners

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Nothing in the known universe…
  • Default Image

    Progressive Motherhood

    Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here,…
  • Default Image

    Brotherly Chores

    Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew,…
  • Default Image

    Military Chat

    During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
  • Default Image

    Family Cleaning

    Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed…
  • Default Image

    If You Love Someone

    Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If…
  • Default Image

    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
  • high tea

    Two Teas

    1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean! (The…
  • Default Image

    Kitchen Help

    The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and…

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.  His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning.  It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery?  Did you know God painted this just for you?"

Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."

This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"

"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"

Powered By JFBConnect