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    Tonsils

    A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his…
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    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

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    Cat Musings**********

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    Catfish Fishing

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    Foreign Languages

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    One-Liners

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    Bus Pole

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    New Boater

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    Grandpa's Manners

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    Resume Help

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    Wrapping Talk

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    Mint Mom

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    The English Language

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    Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

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    Australian Vacation

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A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, “I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning.”

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Pastor, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to get one to give to my minister.”

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