logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • circus

    Circus Try Out

    A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the…
  • Default Image

    The Power of Government

    Pythagorean theorem : 24 WordsThe Lord's Prayer : 66 WordsArchimedes' Principle : 67…
  • Default Image

    Looking For Barney

    A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her…
  • Default Image

    Food, Family and Philosophy

    Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
  • Default Image

    One and Ten

    Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt…
  • phone help

    Simple Support

    Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while…
  • Default Image

    The Upper Hand

    A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation…
  • Default Image

    Location Question

    Tiring of the same old buzz cut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into…
  • Default Image

    Resume Cover Letters

    These were taken from real Resumes and Cover Letters, and were printed in "Fortune"…
  • Default Image

    Withheld Pay

    After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a…
  • Default Image

    Forgotten Watch

    A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
  • Default Image

    Utensil Rejection

    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
  • Default Image

    Name Please

    A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.…
  • Default Image

    Overdue Rent

    Walpole had lived in his loft for six months, and by now it was filled with the paintings…
  • Default Image

    Collect Call

    My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to…
If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.

The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.

Avenge yourself ~~~ live long enough to be a problem to your children.

The best way to keep kids at home is to give it a loving atmosphere ~~ and hide the keys to the car.

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.

Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Grandparents are similar to a piece of string ~ handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.

Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.

Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.

There are only two things a child will share willingly:  communicable diseases and his mother's age.

Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.

An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.
Powered By JFBConnect