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    Goober Return

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. A goober walks up…
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    Starting Over

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    Home Donations

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    Sharing

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    Judge's Watch

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    Gore Flubs

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    Can Cure

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    How High Is It?

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    Movie Critic

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    Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

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    Analogies and Metaphors

    These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.- John and Mary had…
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    Beginning School

    Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him…
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    First Salute

    The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always…
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    Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish

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    Goat for Dinner

    The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the…
If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.

The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.

Avenge yourself ~~~ live long enough to be a problem to your children.

The best way to keep kids at home is to give it a loving atmosphere ~~ and hide the keys to the car.

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.

Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Grandparents are similar to a piece of string ~ handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.

Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.

Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.

There are only two things a child will share willingly:  communicable diseases and his mother's age.

Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.

An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.
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