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    Potato Problem

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    Double Talking Dentist

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    Think She'll Die?

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    Government Solution

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    Murphy's Laws for Parents

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    Backwoods Labor

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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

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    Never Be Late

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    New Car

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A pastor of a two-church parish had to drive every Sunday morning about 4 miles from the 9:30 service at one church to the 11 o'clock at the other. He would often find the parking lot of the second church full, and be forced to park down the road and race to the church on foot.

The problem was finally solved when he selected a parking spot near the side door of the church and posted a sign that read, "You Park - You Preach."

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