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    Small Town Justice

    A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.…
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    Fearless Leader

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    Punishment

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    Gorilla Sundae

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    Happy Birthday Call

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    Lawyer Son

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    Strange Problem

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    Tennis Ball Lesson

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    Duelling Barbers

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    Drug Shirt

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    Poor Preacher

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    First Job Hunting

    Recently, our 18-year-old daughter started hunting for her first real job. She spent an…
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    Goober Return

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    Roughing It

    A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband…

post it_notesA nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.

The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing:

"Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

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