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    Corporate Listening

    The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was…
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    Feeding the Baby

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    Before And After Falling In Love

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    "If It" Office Advice

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    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

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    Coffee Delivery

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    A Primer For Accordion Beginners

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    Egg Contents

    One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached…
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    No Place Like Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
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    Servicemen Foot Race

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    Medical Bill Call

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    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…
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    Turtle Keeper

    Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the…
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    Invitation

    Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her…
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    Dead Faint

    The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.…

There were two men shipwrecked on this island.  The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die!  There's no food!  No water!  We're going to die!"

The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy.  "Don't you understand?!?  We're going to die!!"

The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!?  We're on an island with no food and no water!  We're going to DIE!!!"

The second man answered, "You just don't get it.  I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week.  My pastor will find me!"

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