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    Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

    *Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9.…
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    Formal Letter

    At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English…
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    Kids and Cliches

    I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the…
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    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
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    Number Married

    I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't…
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    Optomist's Hunting Dog

    Friends, one an optimist and the other a pessimist could never quite agree on any topic…
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    Sneaking Into the Olympics

    Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs…
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    Goober 911

    Q: Why can't goobers dial 911?A: They can't find the "11" on the phone!
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    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey…
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    Kitchen Help

    My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner.…
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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology…
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    Prescription Change

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…
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    New Diet

    Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes…
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    Warning Sign

    Vacationing in Alaska, I couldn't help but notice all the warnings about bears posted in…
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    Work Prayer

    Confiding in a co-worker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I…

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.

"I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."

"Of course," replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth..."

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