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    Dangerous Dog

    Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware…
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    English Errors

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    Fore!

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    Losing New Balls

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    Daytime Television

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    To The Rescue

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    Flower Request

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    Do Something Nice

    Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away…
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    Snack Costs

    My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor…
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    If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

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    Ready, Set, Go

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    Things Moms Would Never Say

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    Classmate Reunion

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    Famous Last Words

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    Government Car

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A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened.

He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher.

"But in six years it would have been worth $900.  So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer - post-dated for six years.

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