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PC Assets

My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how important it is, since all our financial records are stored on disks.

"What if something happens to me?" I asked him. "You wouldn't know what our assets are."

"Honey," he replied, "if something happened to you, I wouldn't need any money."

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