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People and Mistakes

People who do lots of work...

make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work...

make fewer mistakes.

People who do no work...

make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes...

get promoted.

That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work.

I need a promotion.

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