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    Thanksgiving Forecast

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    Army Nurse Training

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    Color Blind

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    Catfish Fishing

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    Wooden Bayonet

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    Battle Of The Dogs

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    Farming Dream

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    Dream Woman

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    Quips to Ponder

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    More Sayings

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    Marriage Wakeup

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    Bath Note

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    Bosses Night

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    The ABC Song

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While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license plate, I heard the clerk shout out, "E I E I O."

"I'm here," the woman standing next to me answered.

Curious, I asked if she was a farmer or maybe taught kindergarten.

"Neither," she replied. "My name is McDonald."

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