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    Preacher's Donkey

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    Morning Sickness

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    Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

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    Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

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    Curbing Church Growth

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    "Not" Working

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    Crowded Bus

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    Ghandi Pun

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    Checking Newbie

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While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license plate, I heard the clerk shout out, "E I E I O."

"I'm here," the woman standing next to me answered.

Curious, I asked if she was a farmer or maybe taught kindergarten.

"Neither," she replied. "My name is McDonald."

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