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    And Then They Voted

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    Referrals

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    Letter From Tooth Fairy

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    Foreign Encounter

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    Bridge Over Troubled Waters

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    Cheap Motel

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    License Picture

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    Shoebox Dolls

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    Last Marathon

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    Sidewalk Meeting

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While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license plate, I heard the clerk shout out, "E I E I O."

"I'm here," the woman standing next to me answered.

Curious, I asked if she was a farmer or maybe taught kindergarten.

"Neither," she replied. "My name is McDonald."

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