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    Exercise Pill

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    Airline Announcements

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    Classroom Talk

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    Mom, Send Money

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    Got the Munchies?

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    How to Make Life Simpler

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    Fortunate Aged People

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    Unfinished Quest

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    A Texas Blessing

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    Kind Word

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    Curfew

    This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m.…
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    Vet Visit

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    Kangaroo Fence

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    English Verses Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…

Bernie was invited to his ageing friend's home for dinner.  Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."

Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

 

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