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    Self Defense

    During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the…
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    Quickest Way to York

    A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to…
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    Parting Words

    A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church…
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    Military Wisdom

    *Military Wisdom*"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you…
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    Paying For The Damage

    A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The…
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    The End of Speeding?

    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer…
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    Rose Plague

    An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to…
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    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
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    How To Train A Cat

    Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of…
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    Mother And Child

    A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly…
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    Kid Wisdom

    When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.Never tell your Mom…
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    Children's Message

    A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service,…
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    Progressive Motherhood

    Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here,…
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    Helping Sam at Church

    Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on…
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    Applause

    A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a…
Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received:

1.  Thanks a lot!

2.  My word!  What a gift.

3.  Well, well, well ...

4.  If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly.

5.  Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things around here.

6.  It's great; but I'm worried about the envy it may create.

7.  Just my luck to get this on the very Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.

8.  Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5's Witness Protection programme.

9.  Frankly, I don't deserve this.

10. Really, you shouldn't have.
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