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    Goober Dieter

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    Season Ticket Swap

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    The Place for Grace

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    Prayer Positions

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    Understanding the Metric System

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    Note From Judge

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    Died In The Service

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    Elementary Motherhood

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    Goober On The Net

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    Shopping Remote

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    Mother's Intuition

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    Fan Help

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Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received:

1.  Thanks a lot!

2.  My word!  What a gift.

3.  Well, well, well ...

4.  If I hadn't put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly.

5.  Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We're always losing things around here.

6.  It's great; but I'm worried about the envy it may create.

7.  Just my luck to get this on the very Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.

8.  Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5's Witness Protection programme.

9.  Frankly, I don't deserve this.

10. Really, you shouldn't have.
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