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    Pastor Comeback

    A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have…
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    As It Lies

    Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the…
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    Suffering Vanity

    Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her…
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    Company Role Models

    My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited…
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    Freezer Order

    I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals.Forget calling them "Veal…
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    YMCA Innocence

    A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he…
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    That's Hospital Coverage!

    Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for…
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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    Called In Sick

    Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union…
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    Prescription Change

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…
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    Patriotic Father

    On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father…
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    Car Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because…
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    Dear Dog

    Dear Dog,I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which…
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    Money Call

    A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and…
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to study this stuff?"



"To save lives," the professor responded and continued with the lecture.



A few minutes later the same student spoke up again. "So, how does physics save lives?" he persisted.



"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.

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