More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Odd News Reports

    Odd News Reports.....*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and…
  • Default Image


    Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers…
  • Default Image

    Grandma and God

    My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are…
  • Default Image

    Online Support Group

    There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets…
  • Default Image

    Check Signing

    Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and…
  • Default Image

    How Did You Get Me?

    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer…
  • Default Image

    You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences

    If you take a long time, you're slow. But if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.…
  • Default Image

    People and Mistakes

    People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes.People who do less work... make fewer…
  • Default Image

    Plane Programming

    At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward…
  • Default Image


    Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he…
  • Default Image

    Hymns For Professionals

    DENTIST: Crown Him with many crownsCONTRACTORS: The church's one foundationOBSTETRICIANS:…
  • Default Image

    Play-Off Tickets

    A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off…
  • Picture of a car alarm remote

    Parenting Idea

    I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What…
  • Default Image

    Knitting Chinese

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic…
  • Default Image

    Goober & Cell Phone

    A young man wanted to get his beautiful goober wife something nice for their first…

The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled hands.

"Lady," he said, "I just don't understand. However did you manage to pick the winner?"

The old lady patted her white locks in place. She looked a little bewildered. "Really," she said, "I don't know myself. I just stick a pin in the paper and, well, there it is."

The bookie took a deep breath. "That's all very well, lady," he cried. "But how on earth did you manage to pick four winners yesterday afternoon?"

"Oh," replied the old lady, "that was easy. I used a fork."

Powered By JFBConnect