logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Birthday Surprise

    A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over…
  • Default Image

    Computer Problem Report Form

    COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM: 1. Describe your problem:…
  • Default Image

    Goober Widow

    A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer.…
  • shopping3

    Divider Return

    I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me…
  • Default Image

    New Windows Error Messages

    Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Choice

    There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came…
  • Default Image

    Ice Cream Flavors

    The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you…
  • Default Image

    Men's Thesaurus

    "IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,…
  • gas cap

    Lost Gas Cap

    David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven…
  • Default Image

    Will To Remember

    A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To…
  • Default Image

    Late For Church

    A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to Sunday…
  • Default Image

    Thesaurus Collision

    Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

    10. Sister's Dollhouse and Night Vision Ninja Assassin 9. Tuba Hero - World Tour8. Low…
  • Default Image

    Confession

    A young girl once confessed to her priest that she thought she was guilty of the sin of…
  • A picture of genetically modified corn

    Genetically Modified Food

    Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food: *Your hot dog…

A church secretary takes a call. The caller says ,"Is the head hog at the trough there?"

The secretary says, "Please Sir, do not refer to our pastor as the head hog at the trough. That is very insulting."

"Oh, I'm very sorry. I meant nothing by that. It's just a local phase we use in the part of the country I come from. The real reason I called was to donate $50,000.00 to your building fund."

The secretary says, "Hold on. I see the 'Big Oinker' coming through the door right now."

Powered By JFBConnect