logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Weight Training

    My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me,…
  • Default Image

    Department Baseball

    An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff…
  • man desk

    Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

    - I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you…
  • Default Image

    New Brain Study

    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
  • Default Image

    Addicted to Thinking

    It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up.…
  • Default Image

    Searching For Witnesses

    The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a…
  • Default Image

    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
  • picture of a speedometer

    Back Seat Johnny

    A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway with her 7 yr. old son, Little…
  • Default Image

    Stupid Inventions

    Stupid Inventions: - Black Highlighter - Braille Driver's Manual - Clear Correction Fluid…
  • Default Image

    Environ-mental

    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
  • Default Image

    Silent Monastery

    Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is…
  • Default Image

    Logic Amongst the Sciences

    A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people…
  • Default Image

    Bricklayer's Insurance Claim

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number…
  • picture of old lady

    Granny's Visit

    Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.…
  • Default Image

    Head Check

    One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he…

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"

"Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?"

"Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes." Then he fined the farmer.

Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak... why?"

"Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat." And he fined the farmer.

Finally, a few days later another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."

Powered By JFBConnect