logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • A professor's question

    How Old Am I?

    A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…
  • Default Image

    SPCA Rescue

    "Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?""Yes.""I…
  • Default Image

    Haircut Request

    When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair…
  • Default Image

    Goobers With Shovels

    There were two guys working for the city. One would did a hole, he would dig, dig, dig,…
  • Default Image

    Late For Church

    A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to Sunday…
  • Default Image

    Measuring Hunger

    The parents in our cycling group were discussing the subject of teenagers and their…
  • Default Image

    Three Chairs

    A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to…
  • Default Image

    Repeat Position

    A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
  • Default Image

    Hospital Forms

    In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others…
  • Default Image

    911 Sees All

    Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of…
  • puddle

    Country Puddle

    A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the…
  • Default Image

    Community Newspaper

    Gilbert, South Carolina is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a…
  • Default Image

    Dynamite Bumps

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • child boy

    Rescue Mom

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
  • Default Image

    Jonah Test

    A little girl was observed by her pastor standing outside the pre-school Sunday School…

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"

"Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?"

"Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes." Then he fined the farmer.

Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak... why?"

"Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat." And he fined the farmer.

Finally, a few days later another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."

Powered By JFBConnect