logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Art Collector

    A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping…
  • Default Image

    Pessimistic Friend

    An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found…
  • Default Image

    Sick Day

    Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a…
  • Default Image

    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…
  • Default Image

    Typing Test

    A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have…
  • Default Image

    Payment Plan

    Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.Pete said…
  • score table

    Sneaking Into the Olympics

    Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs…
  • Default Image

    Just A Kiss Per Yard

    Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy…
  • Default Image

    Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

    Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like…
  • Default Image

    Sunday Complaints

    After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this…
  • Default Image

    Seen This?

    I had trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing…
  • Default Image

    Morning Run

    The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a…
  • colors

    Colorful Grandma

    I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I…
  • Default Image

    Dewey Check

    I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's…
  • Default Image

    Principal Rounds

    It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible…

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"

"Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?"

"Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes." Then he fined the farmer.

Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak... why?"

"Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat." And he fined the farmer.

Finally, a few days later another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."

Powered By JFBConnect