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Piranha Spell

classroomWhile my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha."

I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.

That's when I overheard another pupil say to him,

"Why bother to look it up? She doesn't know how to spell it anyway."

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