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It was Judi's first plane trip.

Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the non-smoking section.

A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat."

"Go away and find another seat!" Judi replied.

He said, "Okay, fine, you fly the plane."

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