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    Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support

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    Government Farm Visit

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    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

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    High Blood Pressure

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    Piedmont Doors

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    Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

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    Lawnyer

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    Dear Milkman…

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    Mom's Time Out

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    Silent Descent

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    A Great Job

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    Dad Value

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A woman decided to have her portrait painted.  She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said.  "It's in case I should die before my husband.  I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery."

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