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    Golf Cheater

    Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…
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    Scale Pondering

    Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department…
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    Fasten Your Seatbelts

    Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the…
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    Signal Shot

    The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer. Far out…
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    10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

    1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on…
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    Children Under Ten

    Mark Twain's contention was that the most interesting information comes from children,…
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    Dressing The Kids

    The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right…
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    Ironic Call

    One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
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    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children

    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.…
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    Thank-you Notes

    One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of…
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    New Convert Help

    He was not well-educated and rather rough and crude around the edges, but he was recently…
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    Need a Pen?

    A patient at the dental office where I was a receptionist stopped by my desk to pay her…
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    Shopping Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
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    Sharing by Example

    A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to…
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    Maranatha

    David Jeremiah told of this one conference where a pastor was talking to the group and…

A woman decided to have her portrait painted.  She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said.  "It's in case I should die before my husband.  I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery."

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