logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Most Difficult Case

    Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one asked, "What…
  • speech bubble

    Famous Last Words

    *Famous Last Words* *Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... *Don't unplug it,…
  • Default Image

    Goober Farmers

    There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman…
  • Default Image

    Freedom

    The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to…
  • Default Image

    Strangest Recording

    I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.It said, "You…
  • picture of university building

    How To Write A College Paper

    How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted…
  • Default Image

    Summer Job Hunt

    My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my…
  • Default Image

    Run Through the Woods

    Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly…
  • Default Image

    Keep Your Seat

    A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his…
  • Default Image

    Tongue and Eggs

    A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?' The waiter…
  • Default Image

    Altar Call

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
  • Default Image

    Exam By Chance

    A young student reports for a final examination that consists of only true/false type…
  • usa map

    Mr. Jones Is History

    Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from…
  • computer-keyboard

    Laws of Computing

    *Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to…
  • peat moss

    No ID

    A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal…

A woman decided to have her portrait painted.  She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said.  "It's in case I should die before my husband.  I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery."

Powered By JFBConnect