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    Sports Injury

    Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so…
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    Someone At The Door

    A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to…
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    Flu Prayer

    A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
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    Let's See If I Get Anything

    My eldest daughter got married at the end of last summer and is now in the process of…
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    18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

    *18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek*1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious…
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    Thesaurus Collision

    Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New…
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    Let's Play House

    A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.The girl approached the boy and…
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    The Night Shift

    A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of thefts by the…
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    Prescription Labels

    A pharmacy major was taking a course in Dispensing. One day they were discussing the…
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    Vacuous Goober

    It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."Her question…
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    Chewed Out Answer

    A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he…
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    Long Passwords

    My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on…
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    Young Dressing

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
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    Dear Milkman…

    Dear Milkman..."Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please…
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    Football Signals

    A three-year-old in the congregation regularly watched football games with his father. So…

A woman decided to have her portrait painted.  She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said.  "It's in case I should die before my husband.  I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery."

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