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    Cell Phone Flight Call

    En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane…
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    Army Fib

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    Disappearing Dinosaurs

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    Goober Diagnosis

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    Ugly Baby

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    Internet Cleaning

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    Visiting Grandma

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    Art Collector

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    Husband's Estimate

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    Why Don't I see You?

    A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was…
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    Needled

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    Too Late To Date

    After the death of a never married 94-year old spinster of his parish, the rector was…
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    Bedtime Suggestion

    I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid…
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    Queen Size

    A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking…

A woman decided to have her portrait painted.  She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said.  "It's in case I should die before my husband.  I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery."

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