More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Traffic Laughs

    * Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place…
  • picture of a cactus

    Arizona Rain

    A visitor once asked, "Does it ever rain in Arizona?" A rancher quickly answered, "Yes,…
  • Default Image

    CD Sleeves

    My daughter Lili was five when she received a foam CD holder with plastic sleeves for all…
  • Default Image

    Chess Playing Dog

    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He…
  • Default Image

    I've Got Shingles

    A fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He…
  • child2

    Name That Baby

    When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen.…
  • Default Image

    Visiting Friends

    Hush-A-Bye Buddy(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been…
  • Default Image

    Orchestra Note

    While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room…
  • Default Image

    Hearing Request

    During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed.One…
  • Default Image

    Goodwill Offering

    During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he…
  • Default Image


    Barbie, a waitress, decided to put her matchmaking skills to the test with our mutual…
  • Default Image

    Bull Healing

    A farmer asked his vet to come out to check on his favorite bull who wasn't doing well at…
  • Default Image

    Judge's Watch

    A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as…
  • pedestrian pictogram

    Walking Out

    "I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church…
  • Default Image

    Goober Horseback Riding

    A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior…
A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his
wife: "You won't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up all the back garden."

The prisoner wrote another letter: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the vegetables."
Powered By JFBConnect