logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • globe

    The End Of The World

    When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The…
  • Default Image

    First Time Skydiver

    A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems…
  • Default Image

    Thoughts on Genealogy

    ~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.~ I trace my family history so I will…
  • Default Image

    What "Guy" Phrases Really Mean

    "I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in…
  • Race horses talking in the stable

    Race Horses in a Stable

    Some race horses are staying in a stable when one of them starts to boast about his track…
  • Default Image

    Parts is Parts

    A parts manager for a small electronics shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the…
  • Default Image

    Catfish Fishing

    Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his…
  • Default Image

    Police Rescue

    I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out.…
  • school

    Miles and Eggs

    The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get…
  • Default Image

    Dollar Math

    "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you…
  • Default Image

    Government Pipe Specifications

    1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic centered around…
  • Default Image

    Dead Politicians

    A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught…
  • Default Image

    Newspaper Ads

    **Our experienced mother will care for your child. Fenced yards, meals and smacks…
  • picture of a cell phone

    Translation Please

    A French guest, staying in a American hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black…
  • Default Image

    Art Collector

    A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping…

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.  After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him (no doubt carrying reinforcements of tatties, salt herring, oatmeal and whisky).

"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.

"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people.  The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop.  The one on the other side screams and screams all night."

"Oh Donald!  How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?"

"Mother, I do nothing.  I just ignore them.  I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."

Powered By JFBConnect