logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Preaching Assistant

    A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He…
  • Default Image

    Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview

    ** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.** Ask…
  • Default Image

    Brick Order

    A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks."May I ask what…
  • Default Image

    Name Problem

    It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the…
  • Default Image

    Paul Top Ten

    TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC10. Download MP3's of the…
  • Default Image

    Smile For the DMV

    When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was…
  • taxi-zone-sign

    Taxi Grad

    A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his…
  • Default Image

    Mouse Trap

    A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will…
  • Default Image

    New Appointment

    Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is…
  • man sleeping1

    Visiting Friends

    Hush-A-Bye Buddy (Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby) Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's…
  • Default Image

    Automobile Acronyms

    AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented BMWBeautiful…
  • Default Image

    Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

    You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered…
  • Default Image

    Police Report

    A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were: Q -…
  • new years_eve_white_hat

    Newlywed Compromise

    For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of…
  • Default Image

    Dun in Texas

    A cowboy (named Julius?) rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.…

A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. 

They played that they were man & wife and they were going away. 

As they knocked upon a neighbor's door, the little girl bowed low saying, "This is my husband and I'm his wife.  We're visiting you you know."

"Come in, come in," the lady at the door said, "and take yourself a seat .  I'll bring you both some lemonade and something good to eat."

She gave them each a tall glass and a cookie on a plate.  Later, she offered them a second cup of frosty lemonade.

"Oh no, thank you", the wee lass said, as she took the small boy's hand,

"We really have to go now.  My husband wet his pants"

Powered By JFBConnect