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    Some Great Malapropisms...

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    Epitaph

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    Out of this World Restaurant (groaner)

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    Strawberry Fertilizer

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    Family Loop

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    Murphy's Laws for Parents

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    Frugal - to save

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mom and childWhile on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy.

She also had her seven-year-old son with her.

Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?"

"What do you say?" she asked.

Respectfully, the boy replied, "You're thin and beautiful."

The woman reached in her purse and gave her son the money.

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