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    The Wedding Dress

    Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress…
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    But Daddy

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    Poor Widow

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    Labor Pains

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
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    Genius

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    French Dream

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    Athiest Groceries

    There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady…
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    The Difference of a Year

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    Graceless at Grandma's

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    Lost In Jail

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    Letters of Recommendation

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    Skinny Lumberjack

    A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a…
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    Computer Customer Quotes

    "Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have…
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    Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

    "Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"1. I swallowed the goldfish.2. Your…
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    Chicken Neighbour

    A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.  They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged.  After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.

He stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50.  The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. 

The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."

The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land?  At night?"

"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole"

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