logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Picture of the Texas flag

    Texan Expressions

    For fun, try to use at least two of these in at work today. *A guide to a few of the more…
  • Default Image

    Four Little Words

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.…
  • Default Image

    Nesting Birds

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Crossing Lesson

    There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming…
  • Default Image

    Computer Problem Report Form

    COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM: 1. Describe your problem:…
  • Default Image

    Out of Gas Advice

    After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it…
  • Default Image

    I Love My Job

    I Love My Job (apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and…
  • Default Image

    10 Questions

    Our local paper runs a popular column called "10 Questions" that spotlights people who…
  • Default Image

    Jury Duty Prejudice

    A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He…
  • Default Image

    Strange Problem

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day."Doc, there's something…
  • Default Image

    Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir

    *Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir*10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. This…
  • Default Image

    Amish At The Mall

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time. They were amazed by…
  • Default Image

    Kidnapped

    Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers…
  • Default Image

    Finch Flush

    When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches died. It was winter so we…
  • Default Image

    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

    A New York magazine recently ran a contest. The rules were to take any well-known phrase…
A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers.
The next day, two groups of workers showed up - a crew of five skilled workers and a crew of five goobers.

The company could not decide whom to give the job to, so they gave the two groups a test.  The company boss said, "Each crew will receive a telephone pole that must be installed into the ground.  Whoever is able to do it first will get the job."

Both groups agreed that this was a fair test, so off they went in company trucks with telephone poles sticking out the back.  A few hours passed, and finally, at 5:00, the skilled crew returned.  "Yes!"  they shouted.  "We came back first, so we get the job!!"

"Good work, men." said the boss, "However, we must wait until the other crew comes back to make sure that the reason they're delayed is not because of traffic or the truck breaking down."

"Fine, no problem," replied the crew.  An hour passed.  Two hours passed and then three hours.  Finally, at 8:30, the Goober crew arrived.  They were flushed and breathing hard, as if they had just gone through harsh labor.

"What happened to you?  What took so long?" asked the boss incredulously.

"What do you mean, 'what took so long'??  Do we get the job?"

"YOU get the job?  No way!  The other crew were back here HOURS ago!"

"Well, of course they were," said the goobers.  "They only put the pole in a quarter of the way!!"
Powered By JFBConnect