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    You Might be a Pastor If...

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    Stolen Wallet

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    Call Me Leroy

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    Forklift Economy

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    Winter in Wisconsin

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    Bridge Trouble

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    Skipping School

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    Great Eyesight

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    Plane Pontoons

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    What's Good Tonight?

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    No Wonder English is So Hard to Learn

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    I've Got Shingles

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    Toucan Yell

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    Day of Thanksgiving

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    Penguin Zoo

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A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then he asked, "But why would you call the state police to find out how to baste a turkey?"

There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.

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