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    Four Waiting Fathers

    Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were…
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    Haircut Conversations

    *A Woman's Conversation About a Haircut:*Oh! That's so cute!Do you think so? I wasn't…
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    Anesthesia

    An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school…
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    Pickup Backfire

    Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally…
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    Give and Take

    All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They…
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    What Happened

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    Goober Airlines

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    Engaged Beauty

    Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her…
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    Maine Vets

    Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one…
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    Crocheted Dolls

    There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They had…
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    You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences

    If you take a long time, you're slow. But if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.…
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    Out of this World Restaurant (groaner)

    Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
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    Work Virus

    There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at…
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    Ohio

    Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.One day I told a…
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    Homework Surprise

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…

A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then he asked, "But why would you call the state police to find out how to baste a turkey?"

There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.

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