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    Security Tips

    The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep…
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    Coin Test

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    8-Year-Old Asks

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    House Points

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    Breaker, Breaker Dog Buddy

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    Name Please

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    Curfew

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    Lodge Meeting

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    Car Warning

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    Boat Compromise

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    Cake Question

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    Resume Cover Letters

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    10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

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    Parenting Test

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A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then he asked, "But why would you call the state police to find out how to baste a turkey?"

There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.

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