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    Turkey Poem

    I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up…
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    Commercial Reward

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    6 Legged Turkey

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    Resume Blunders

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    Road Crew Signs

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    4 Year Ceiling

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    How Does This Work?

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    Lost Pigs

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    Waking Up Grumpy

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    Letter Pride

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    Divy It Up

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    Little Bars of Soap

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    Zoo Trip

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    Extra Fudge

    I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot…

A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.

He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?”

He thought for a moment and then said, “I would pass an offering plate.” He got the job.

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