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    Firehouse Training Session

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    Calls to Information Assistance

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    Eggplant Sale

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    Lemon-Aid

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    Abstract Noun

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    Prison Sentence

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    Shower or Tub

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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

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    Paper Walls

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    Medical Fraud

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    Pessimistic Friend

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    The Good Night Kiss

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    Lion Tamer

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    "Dilbert Quote" Contest

    A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to…
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    Library Confusion

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A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.

He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?”

He thought for a moment and then said, “I would pass an offering plate.” He got the job.

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