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    How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood

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    Frog in Pocket

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    In My Day

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    Sleeping Juror

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    Hymns vs. Choruses

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    Hair Curlers

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    Noise Abatement

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    You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences

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    Dogs

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    Goober Return

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    Planting Time

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    Nervous Bride

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    Pupil's Question

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    You're not a kid anymore when....

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    Helping Out

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A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.

He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?”

He thought for a moment and then said, “I would pass an offering plate.” He got the job.

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