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Police Rescue

I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out.

The officer explained that this elderly gentlemen said he was lost in the park.

"Why, Bill," said Grandma, "You've been going there for over 30 years! How could you get lost?"

Leaning close to Grandma so the police officer couldn't hear, he whispered, "I wasn't exactly lost. I was just too tired to walk home."

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