"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?"
"Look, I don't know, but that's not funny."
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Thanks Mom
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Political Faith
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Vet Visit
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Egg Timing
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College Laundry
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Bathroom Exasperation
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Ohio
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What Mom's Really Want
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Indiana Rainstorm
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Fed Up
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Delete Button
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You Get What You Paid For
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