"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?"
"Look, I don't know, but that's not funny."
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Accident and Interview
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Politically Correct Light Bulb
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Exercise Program
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Dignified Exit
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The Patch
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Good Morning
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Don't Repeat
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Toy Disclaimers
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24 Pigs
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Ode To Finals Week
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