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That's It

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece…
Updated Punishment

"When I was a youngster," complained the frustrated father, shaking his head, "I was…
I'm Not Old - I'm Just Mature

I'M NOT OLD...JUST MATUREToday at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.From my purchase…
Babysitting

With some misgivings, we left a young babysitter in charge of our three energetic…
Measuring Hunger

The parents in our cycling group were discussing the subject of teenagers and their…
Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to…
Gorilla Sundae

A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a…
Sleeping Leg

A lady had been exposed to strep and needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her…
Potato Problem

Upon going away to college, my former brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his…
Taste It

One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he…
Manservant

Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next…
Keep Your Seat

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his…
Omitted Stories

Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of…
Shy Visit To The Dentist

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The…
Sloth Police Report

A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he…