"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?"
"Look, I don't know, but that's not funny."
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Super Dress
Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife… -
I'll Testify To That
Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the… -
Name Confusion
Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's reservation that showed… -
Cats
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.""In a cat's eye, all things… -
Hickbonics
The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless… -
Dress Code for Seniors
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go… -
Sermon Overtime
The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well… -
CIA, FBI & LAPD
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove… -
Surgery Plan
We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to… -
Family Problems
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of… -
Does That Hurt
We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp. We are blessed with… -
Put Him Back
When my now 14-year-old daughter was 3 and her younger brother was getting into… -
Seeing Eye Dogs
Two men are walking their dogs. The first guy has a doberman, and the second guy has a… -
Race Horses in a Stable
Some race horses are staying in a stable when one of them starts to boast about his track… -
Knee Tattoo
A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out…
