"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?"
"Look, I don't know, but that's not funny."
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Babysitting Reference
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Forgive Your Enemies
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English Errors
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Labor Pains
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The Chief's Wife
"NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol,… -
Einstein At A Party
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and… -
Foreign Pizza
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so… -
Clinton Deploys Vowels
This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS… -
Remember The Elderly
The following is a letter received by a pastor from an 86 year old lady. The lady… -
One Seat Allowed
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by… -
Coast Guard Lingo
When my husband joined the Coast Guard, I knew there would be some adjustments. Not only… -
One-liners
1. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.2. Make yourself at home! Clean my… -
Diet Skipping
Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat… -
Don't Repeat
My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man.… -
Shades of Tanning
Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that…
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