"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?"
"Look, I don't know, but that's not funny."
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Morning Tea
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One Call
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Knowing the Numbers
The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do.… -
Casual Day
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Memory School
Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the… -
Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords
1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This… -
Medical Alert
A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what… -
The 3 stages of man
The 3 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is… -
Moving Labels
Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who… -
Finest Equipment
Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his… -
Understanding the Signs
Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing… -
Immigrations Card
Some years ago an Englishman on a plane to Australia was handed one of those… -
Getting To Heaven
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to… -
Vacation E-mails
Major Mark Wagner is planting a church for the Salvation Army (they do good work) in the… -
Card Cover Up
A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The…
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