"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?"
"Look, I don't know, but that's not funny."
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Wedding Blessing
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Exam By Chance
A young student reports for a final examination that consists of only true/false type… -
Cheap Hearing Aid
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much… -
Cat T-Shirts
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Career Cooling
A long time ago, I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local… -
Shopping Bags
It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large… -
Noise Abatement
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Aging
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More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers
The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo… -
Best Man
A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats… -
Q & A
Q. Why did Freud cross the road?A. Hmm, and when did you first notice this interest in… -
Sermon Sub
A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He… -
Amazing Anagrams
Not strictly humor, but truly amazing....Dormitory = Dirty RoomThe Morse Code = Here Come… -
Kids Say the Darndest Things
Kids say the darnedest things. Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because… -
Division Of Brick Labor
At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his…
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