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Tiny Rose

A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a…
Goober Hunters

Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another…
Unwise Application Lines

Readers of the Washington Post were asked to compose a very unwise line for a college…
Goober Love Poem

Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.…
Anesthesia

An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school…
First Time Skydiver

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems…
Tim Robbed

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the…
Ticketing Mom?

Thanks to Kathy Edwards for submitting this true story. She wrote, "Pastor Tim, This…
Redecorating Help

A young woman decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of…
The Place for Grace

When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…
Seen Signs

These signs might not communicate what was hoped for. On a California freeway: Fine for…
Check The Mirror

Harry was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after…
Golf Lesson

This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one…
Goober Vacuum

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
New Appointment

Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is…