logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Poor Dad

crowdA father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard.

Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it.

One year at an air show, in a crowd of many close-by people, his daughter looked up at him and said, "Dad, what do you do out here?"

He answered with a smile, "I pay the bills."

She looked at him in obvious dismay, looked around, looked back at him, and announced (to the delight of all around), "No wonder we're so poor!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Ah, Mozart

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…
  • Default Image

    Cowboy and The Preacher

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…
  • Default Image

    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
  • Default Image

    The Power of Government

    Pythagorean theorem : 24 WordsThe Lord's Prayer : 66 WordsArchimedes' Principle : 67…
  • barber pole

    Duelling Barbers

    A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established…
  • Default Image

    Meeting Invitation

    I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was…
  • Default Image

    Fly Problem

    My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call from a patient. She had a fly…
  • doctor4

    Exercise Pill

    "I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who…
  • oatmeal raw

    Cereal Adjustment

    Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now…
  • pinwheel

    Sarahrella

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
  • Default Image

    Sidewalk Preacher

    A sidewalk preacher stood on a soapbox downtown and started a rousing sermon on…
  • Default Image

    Illegal Turn

    A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it…
  • Default Image

    Parrot Strings

    A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in…
  • garbage cans

    Career Choice

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows…
  • Default Image

    Hasty Departure

    A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given…