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    Signal Shot

    The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer. Far out…
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    Enemies in the West

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
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    Planting Time

    A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some…
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    Accents

    About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old…
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    Singing Practice

    Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she…
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    One Per Point

    One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
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    From British Newspapers

    1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman…
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    Wedding Pass

    A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an…
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    Buffalo Comments

    Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the…
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    Songs For People Over 40

    *Top 10 Songs for People Over 40* 10. Let's Get a Physical 9. Ain't No Burrito Mild…
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    Ghandi Pun

    Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became…
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    Needle Manners

    While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving…
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    Three Important Words

    At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married…
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    Visiting Friends

    Hush-A-Bye Buddy(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been…
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    Government Work

    You know you work for the government when:The process becomes more important than the…

How to start your day with a positive outlook.

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Housework."

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

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