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    Doctor's Advice

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's…
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    Epitaph

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    Movie Critic

    I overheard two children discussing their selection in the video area of a store. One boy…
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    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
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    Payment Plan

    Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.Pete said…
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    Mental Test

    A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally…
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    Extra Fudge

    I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot…
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    Quantum Date

    Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the…
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    Brother Review

    Arriving for a visit, a woman asked her small grand daughter, "How do you like your new…
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    Goober Nails

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Shower Music

    "Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the…
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    Employee Reviews

    Here's some comments taken from employee reviews."Some drink from the fountain of…
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    Tea Service

    One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old…
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    Supermarket Saavy

    One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the…
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    Possessed Computer?

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…

How to start your day with a positive outlook.

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Housework."

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

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