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Preacher Tow

The minister's car wouldn't start and he called the garage to come and tow it in for repair. When the truck driver appeared at his house to get the car, the minister said, "I hope you'll go easy on me. You know, I'm only a poor preacher."

"I know," said the tow truck driver, "I've heard you preach!"

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