logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    The Hokey Pokey

    *The Hokey Pokey*Original LyricsPut your left foot in,Your left foot out,Your left foot…
  • Default Image

    Skipping School

    The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student…
  • Default Image

    Clerk Problem

    In a department store, Sandra and a patient clerk were having a hard time getting…
  • Default Image

    Cowboy's Guide to Life

    Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you…
  • Default Image

    Patient Problem

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
  • doctor4

    Check Up

    A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items.…
  • Default Image

    Freedom Peppers

    A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these…
  • Default Image

    Taking Down The Flag

    My husband was serving his last few years of military service on active duty with an Army…
  • Default Image

    Liturgical Response

    In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman…
  • Wedding Day Truths

    From the Beginning

    My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he…
  • peat moss

    No ID

    A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal…
  • Default Image

    Run Through the Woods

    Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly…
  • Default Image

    Buy A Verdict

    Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of…
  • Default Image

    Bathroom Break

    On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone…
  • Default Image

    Super Golfball

    Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that…

A man bought a donkey from a preacher.  The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher).  The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!".
The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!".

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.  "Hallelujah!", shouted the man.  The donkey began to trot.  "Amen!", shouted the man.  The donkey stopped immediately.  "This is great!", said the man.  With a "Hallelujah", he rode off very proud of his new purchase.

The man travelled for a long time through some mountains.  Soon he was heading towards a cliff.  He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop.  "Stop", said the man.  "Halt!", he cried.  The donkey just kept going.  "Oh, no...'Bible!....Church!...Please Stop!!", shouted the man.  The donkey just began to trot faster.  He was getting closer and closer to the cliff edge.  Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord.  Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN".

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man

Powered By JFBConnect